I’ve seen the Black Veil Brides get spanked on another blog already, and could only get about two minutes in before clicking away in total disgust, but this post at Decibel did a beautiful job nailing just how awful this is. I can’t even begin to unpack everything that’s wrong here – L.A. Guns was never, ever meant to meet emo – suffice it to say the blogger summed it up perfectly with “pentacle-shaped waterbed.”