Good gods, 1994. Remember when everybody was just pissed about the new, slow, “progressive” sound? Before Napster hit the fan?

Three thoughts:
1) The Mustaine-Hetfield schism will be raging on 60 years after one or both parties have died;
2) Tom Araya is the world’s largest imp;
3) We are all Jersey.

For the record, I would have died and gone to heaven if I’d gotten to see the band during the Puppets era. The reason we hate them so much is because we loooooooved them so much.

The whole thing is here.

(Via Illogical Contraption.)